December 2011
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I’m glad I was sick on Christmas & not New Years.
That video ....
Animal sex ….
Just …..
WUT?
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two thousand eleven.
desertdick:
With there being more than 24 hours left in 2011, I’ve come to the conclusion that this year has been … long, which is weird because it has passed by really quickly. I can’t say that it was a bad year, because I’ve had some really good things happen and met some amazing people this year, but I am glad it’s over.
I haven’t set any resolutions for myself, because I never keep...
I grew up with you. You're gay. Everyone in this...
But on Tumblr, you claim you’re straight.
I’m sorry …. but who the fuck are you tryna impress?
I need to learn to take my makeup off before I go to sleep.
Everyday I wake up looking like a swollen raccoon.
No one would wanna hit this in the morning.
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Y U Mad?
That is none of your concern.
Keep your eyes on your own paper, thank you.
I plan on having the time of my life.
No stress. No drama.
Just me living my life.
For one night, I’d like to forget everything.
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LOL guys.
I’m tired.
I haven’t smoked in weeks.
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ganjagypsy:
willrap4food:
ganjagypsy:
I want Tupac, Aaliyah and Amy Winehouse back.
I add Kurt Cobain.
Marley & Hendrix.
This entire post.
I don't want nobody more than you ....
Just want your body on this morning dew.
I got these covers laying out for us.
Ain’t nobody looking, it’s just Mother Nature watching us
while I’m deep inside your love.
I’m supposed to be getting my hair done today, but I have no clue how I want my hair cut.
I have like 2-3 hours to figure this shit out.
never too early to think/talk/have sex
Just a thought.
I love it when you dive head first.
Anonymous asked: you and your girlfriend aren't together anymore?
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I now have my own cup of tea.
Tea time, bitchessss.
We out ‘chea.
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herangelveins replied to your post: manufacturedinwonderland replied to your post:…
Lmao oh shit, don’t die!
Get the fuck up out my tea kettle, confusing me with questions like …..
Do you love green tea? Is it hot right now? Did it ever boil? Is is sweetened? I heard you sip fancy, is it true? Them niggas nosy, are they always bothering you?
And I said hell yeaa, hell yeaa, hell...
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manufacturedinwonderland replied to your post: Lawd jesus get out the tea I did not pour you any!
did we all catch that shit?? lmfao
herangelveins replied to your post: Lawd jesus get out the tea I did not pour you any!
lmao it be like that sometimes!
That tops the koolaid & grill comments. Get out the tea, I didn’t pour you any.
The tears, bruh. I can’t stop’em LMAO
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Lawd jesus get out the tea I did not pour you any!
Lawd jesus get out the tea I did not pour you any!
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I wish followers would stop drawing these so-called “Tumblr famous” people.
I mean … if you can’t draw …. don’t draw.
Stay with your day job.
Kudos for trying, I know they appreciate it.
But stop.
Holaholaholaholahola.
Hi.
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And now you want somebody to cure them lonely nights. You wish you had somebody that could come & make it right, but girl, I ain’t somebody with a lot of sympathy.
You’ll see.
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romancelanguages:
I can hold my breath longer in between her legs than I can under water.
Both of those are peaceful deaths too.
But I rather drown in pussy than in water.
Don't ever tell someone that you're going to...
Be about your shit.
Don’t just talk the talk.
WALK THE WALK.
I don’t care if you gotta take baby steps, you better do what you said.
Why would you anonymously send someone a birthday wish?
That wish isn’t worth the tissue I just blew my nose in.
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itsacookthing asked: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!!! You gon' complain how I didn't answer my phone BUT then when I say my phone is back on YOU DON'T TEXT?!?! Oh. Just oh. I see how it isssssss!!!!!!!!
It’s about that time that I throw my phone out the window.
Just give me a few hours alone with you...
And I swear I’ll make sure you never leave my bed again.
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I'm at the point of my life where I need to get my...
I’m in charge of my own happiness.
My own success.
My own life.
It’s time to take charge & bite life in the ass.
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es-brina:
Between the Jenny commercial with Mariah Carey “dancing” and “singing” and the Jennifer Hudson commercial with her “old” self and her new self singing together, I cannot pick which one is more ridiculous.
I'll slap your bitchass
& then turn around & slap your bitch ass.
My birthday is in two months.
I’ll be 20.
I’m getting old.
I’m lonelier than you’ll ever be.
I just handle it very well.
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Jesus' Birthday
Cousin: It's Jesus' birthday, today
Sibling: Umm ... his birthday is in March.
Cousin: But that's why we celebrate Christmas. Hence the CHRIST.
Sibling: It doesn't make sense.
Me: OMG. He got two birthdays, when he died & when he woke up. DANG.
“Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things I don’t want to do.”
– Charles Bukowski (via stellablu)
“And even after all my logic and my theory, I add a ‘mothafucka’ so y’all...”
– Lauryn Hill (via iamindemand)
Truth ain't gunna change the way you lie ...
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diaryofsandra:
Loving someone shouldn’t be hurting you more than it’s making you happy.
